CLUB
UGLY ART
A very unofficial scholarship fund
Giving a tiny middle finger to mass-produced wall decor.
Every Ugly Art Club piece is handmade and helps fund my doctorate, with the option to have your name added to my website as one of the people helping me bully this expensive academic stunt into existence. Sound cool? ↓
WHAT YA GET
Ugly Original
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A signed + dated 5×7 original made by hand, with absolutely no two turning out the same.
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Club Sticker
A custom vinyl sticker made for sticking somewhere *hopefully* inappropriate.
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Spiritual Shit
A random affirmation card pulled from my fave deck, because we love to make art and consult the universe.
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Little Note
A handwritten note from me, because if I’m putting something in your mailbox, I’m making it personal.
Ok, so here’s the deal.
Original art without the commitment.
Grab a pack for $24 and have the option to link your socials or website to mine as a doctoral funding contributor. No subscription or auto-renewal. Just art, academic enabling, and the satisfaction of making HomeGoods feel threatened.
One original 5×7 mixed-media artwork, handmade, signed, and dated by me!
Your pack also includes one Ugly Art Club vinyl sticker, a random Spiritual AF affirmation card, and a personalized note from me because apparently I’m incapable of simply putting art in an envelope.
You can include your social handle at checkout to be publicly credited on my website as a doctoral funding contributor. It’s completely optional. Anonymous support is also accepted!
You’ve got questions. I’ve got answers.
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Nope. Each piece is handmade for you, which is where the “questionable decisions” portion of the experience begins. You’re buying original art, not commissioning something to match the throw pillows.
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Yep. Every 5×7 piece is handmade, signed, and dated. No prints, duplicates, or tiny art factory hiding in my garage. Yours is the only one.
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I make and mail these myself, so give me 7 days PLEASE to get yours out the door. Ugly Art Club is many things. Amazon Prime is not one of them.
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You’ll have the option to submit your social handle and consent to being listed as a doctoral funding contributor. Participation is completely optional, and you can ask to have your handle removed later. Consent: still hot, even when the art is ugly.
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Then the Ugly Art Club has technically fulfilled its contractual obligation. :) Because each piece is original, all sales are final. If it arrives damaged, send me a photo so I can make it right.
You’ve scrolled this far.
Might as well fund the plot!
One original 5×7 mixed-media artwork, handmade, signed, and dated by me!
Your pack also includes one Ugly Art Club vinyl sticker, a random Spiritual AF affirmation card, and a personalized note from me because apparently I’m incapable of simply putting art in an envelope.
You can include your social handle at checkout to be publicly credited on my website as a doctoral funding contributor. It’s completely optional. Anonymous support is also accepted!
Not an art person? Fair enough.
Support without the snail mail.
If my art isn’t your thing, but you still want to throw a few bucks toward tuition, supplies, or just because you’re a generous human being, Venmo exists for exactly this reason!